2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

(Source: cantdisguise, via connordallasreynolds)

At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
prettygayboys:

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prettygayboys:

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(Source: smatter)

anangelandhistractor:

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

I swear there’s something wrong with my brain. I read this as ‘thanks for the great have a motherfucking congrats on your holiday. Go fuck yourself.’ It took me a moment to get that the top wasn’t titles, but a starter.

(Source: brain-food, via asliverofsanity)

prettygayboys:

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prettygayboys:

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Tags: nsfw

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

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(Source: disneydailly, via shortaryan)

wildnwoolyshambler:

In response to everything.

wildnwoolyshambler:

In response to everything.

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thetimesinbetween:

weareallmedie:

lierdumoa:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

That second to last panel is chilling.

#and because women have created a community where they don’t need to buy anything to get what they want

I think about this ALL THE TIME. I fucking love it. 

Fandom is the most brilliant, beautiful, collaborative, critical, deeply subversive stuff there is and I ADORE IT TO PIECES.

And no, it’s not all women—certainly not, absolutely not. But I’d say it’s vast majority women. (…Ridiculous crazy vast majority anybody-except-cis-men.) I know I often think of fandom as a feminine and/or queer-centered space.

(via merindab)

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

image

(via hauntter)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

image

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

kingdom2505:

ultrafacts:

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"Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce: Finding Nemo

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

kingdom2505:

ultrafacts:

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"Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce: Finding Nemo

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