Helping someone you like ask out a girl…

Gotta hate it when a guy you have a crush on asks you to be “wingman” on asking a girl out.

FML.

I wish I was sleeping with him tonight

So close yet so far away,

my indecision causes my dismay. 

I’m so afraid so I’ll never know,

If his arms will hold me so.

My heart he’d win, my lips he’d touch,

but I can’t ask, it’s just too much. 

Forgive me my desires, they strangle my thoughts,

leaving your images dancing as moths.

And as it comes to pass, my curiosity:

unanswered,

you’ll never know what you held ransom.

Going to a friend's house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
When people complain about how Marble Hornets should have ended a long time ago

alexkralie:

You must hate well-developed plots, interesting characters and awesome settings, huh?

thecityofpaper:

when UK Sherlockians think that us in America watched Reichenbach for the first time on Sunday

mirabilelectu:

benedictatorship:

lifeboatparty:

John realises he’s living with a lunatic.

You’re just getting that NOW?

Surely the head in the fridge was a bit of a clue…

Look, you can pinpoint the exact moment when John Watson looks at his life and looks at his choices.

And then subsequently realizes that somewhere in between meeting Mike Stamford in a park and sneaking into a secret government science facility to investigate a glowing rabbit, he made a catastrophic mistake.

not a mistake, best choice EVER

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

summerswags:

summerswags:

psychologicalsock:

kiss-my-sassyness:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

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Turtles. -_- 

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Just a comment on Twilight’s romantic portion

FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO!!! (by bariman1123)

I can’t believe I actually did it, but I made a YouTube video. 

Tell me what you think. 

Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.