brentwalker092:

I bet what got eaten next was not on that tray :)

brentwalker092:

I bet what got eaten next was not on that tray :)

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?'

(via stardust-musings)

tactical-facepalm:

I could watch this foreverhttp://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

saxypone:

My two favorite items from this week’s clothing loot.

Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

(via variine)

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

(via i-have-no-need-for-names)

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

image

(via escalusia)

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

(via greatexpectations93)

  • you: *is cute*
  • you: hey
  • me: well ok commander lick lick since so asked so nicely yes you can take me out to dinner & maybe give me that good suck afterwards

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: wispygirl, via variine)

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

(Source: sheswanderlost, via viforcontrol)

rycz:


"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
- Peter Quill / Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)


I made this for fun, but now I totally need to print it as a black light poster.
See the “Guardians of the Galaxy Posters” blog post for more of my GotG fan art.

rycz:

"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

- Peter Quill / Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)

I made this for fun, but now I totally need to print it as a black light poster.

See the Guardians of the Galaxy Posters” blog post for more of my GotG fan art.

(via wendigod)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via grootexpectations)